i love my toaster

on wikipedia

mr. toast — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:51:14 +0000

if you are a fan of toasters you really must read the wikipedia entry on them. it gives a nice history of toasters and it does a nice job attempting to classify the types of toasters. hey, it even gets into other uses for the word “toaster”, like when it gets used as a geek reference to “fictitious computer peripherals for device driver sample code“. who knew?

crunchy forecast

mr. toast — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:16:05 +0000

now you can get your weather forecast “printed” on your toast. it’s only a matter of time before your toast becomes advertising. or advertising becomes toast?

ode to toast

mr. toast — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:02:31 +0000

golden crumbs in hand
a silent slice of crispness
kharma found in bread

toaster 2.0

mr. toast — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:36:53 +0000

finally! a toaster running netbsd. does it come bundled with anti-virus software?

really old school toast

mr. toast — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:21:47 +0000

toaster ca. 1900. instructions:

heat entire toaster with heat source of your choice
place bread slices (4!) on toaster
flip slices
smother with butter and marmalade and serve with prince of wales tea

old school toast

mr. toast — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:11:14 +0000

flip it or burn it. imagine that. like flipping an lp or a pancake - oh snap(!) i still have to flip pancakes. where is my automated pancake maker?

holy toast batman!

mr. toast — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:43:13 +0000

allegedly found in a thriftstore, during the summer of love 2.00.5.

this toaster is clearly producing miracle toast.

my toaster

mr. toast — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:20:17 +0000

i love my toaster oh so much! it makes bread so golden brown and crispy. toast and butter makes me happy.